You should probably look at my art or writing
but you don't have to no pressure
at my 7th grade parent teacher conference, my english teacher was telling my mom how insightful my poem was about ‘my evil twin’ and how fascinating it was that at my age i could recognize the dark parts of myself but i was just talking about my twin brother he was such a dick
|me:||i have no classes with anybody i know|
|my parents:||that's how you make friends!!!|
So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.
that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet
sometimes i really like humans
|Me:||The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.|
|Customer-support-guy:||Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?|
|Me:||I can't- the computer's frozen.|
|CSG:||Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.|
|Me:||. . .|
|Me:||What did you just say?|
|CSG:||Have you tried turning it-|
|Me:||Did you just quote Sherlock?|
|CSG:||. . .|
|CSG:||. . .|
|Me:||FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.|
|CSG:||OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.|
|Me:||YOU BET IT IS.|
|*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*|
|CSG:||So which episode are you watching?|
|Me:||The Great Game.|
|CSG:||Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.|
|Me:||Is there some way I can tip you or something?|
why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners
you are a genius
how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?
maybe you could push them up?
How do you push them back down?
A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?
Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.
I just love that Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”
and rory unleashes the bitch face
This is the true face of a father-in-law who is 1000% done with his son-in-law
I always forget that Rory is older than the Doctor. Compared to Rory, the Doctor is like a whiny teenager.
Whiney pre teen at the most.